#TEENAGERS #FRUSTRATEDMOMS #FUNFORPARENTS #EXPLODINGHEADS #AAAAAHHHHHHHHH ... wondering if thats even a valid hashtag?

DOES ANYONE ELSE FIND THAT THE URGE TO BANG YOUR HEAD AGAINST THE NEAREST WALL INCREASES EXPONENTIALLY WHEN ANYONE OVER THE AGE OF 13 ENTERS A ROOM AND OPENS THEIR MOUTH?????!!!!!!

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