Crued Thoughts on Dogwalking- a badly written poem

My prissy little pup
walking in the yard,
Picking the perfect spot
A task so very hard-
Smelling the grass
Where has been my wee ass?
Sniff until found
A familiar piece of ground
Just the perfect space
To warrant her to grace
With a good steamy pile
and that smug Collie smile-
Frolics about every tree
before finding one good enough
To receive her pee-
Prissy bitch about the yard
Finding the perfect spot
A task so very hard.

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